If Eddy Temple-Morris were writing this himself, he'd have to say he discovered penicillin, staged the first cross-channel flight and once had a dog called Snoopy - largely because he'd be mixing other people's biogs in with his own.
Since launching Xfm's legendary (and Sony Award nominated) crossover radio show, The Remix (now the biggest specialist show on the station), seven years ago, Eddy's become the undisputed champion not just of genre-hopping but of genre-breeding, slipping enough pills into dance music's pint until it finds itself curled up in the corner of the room with rock's dangly bits in its mouth.