hello u blurb readin legend!
Its lee nelson here from off ur tele + i’m coming to a crap town near u with my well new tour!
its gonna b bigga, betta + even funnier than my last tour + a lot fatter as well coz this time i’m bringing my best mate + fat legend Omelette!
so dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish + get urself a ticket! do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!!
special note 2 birds - if u ask nicely i'll sign any part of ur body afta the show !