Witty and original, GRÁINNE MAGUIRE knows as much about the coalition government as she does Cheryl Cole's hairstyle choices.
She just wants two simple things from life: to sing 'Don't go Breaking my Heart" with Peter Mandelson and always to be where the fun times roll.
Her guide to happiness is simple: just don't miss out on anything. Ever. You see? Piss easy. Writer for 8 Out of 10 Cats BBC Radio 4's Now Show and News Quiz.
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